June 1, 2026
Dimon Say Banks Should Be “Scared S**tless”
Featured: HP Inc. Is Not a Hardware Company Anymore
Editor’s Note: JP Morgan’s Jamie Dimon warned this day was coming. Now the investment expert who called Nvidia before it soared 1,000%, says it’s finally here. Full story…
Dear Reader,
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon… the most powerful banker in America… told his peers something shocking not too long ago.
He said, “banks should be scared s**tless.”
Not about a recession or interest rates…
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And that moment just arrived.
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Dimon saw it all coming. As did The Federal Reserve, IMF, Goldman Sachs, and BlackRock.
In fact, they’ve all been warning about this for years.
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HP Inc. Is Not a Hardware Company Anymore
Two things happened in the same week for HP Inc. First, the company posted Q2 fiscal 2026 results that genuinely surprised the market. Then, on June 1, Nvidia announced RTX Spark at Computex 2026 and named HP as a launch partner. The stock gained 8.45% on the day. That move followed a 10.1% gain just three days earlier on earnings. In roughly 72 hours, HPQ had re-rated in a way it has not managed in years.
The surface read is simple enough. But the more interesting question is whether the underlying financials actually support where this stock is going, and what the options market is signaling about the next leg.
What the Q2 Numbers Actually Said
HP reported Q2 fiscal 2026 net revenue of $14.4 billion, up 9% year over year, against a Wall Street consensus of roughly $13.99 billion. Non-GAAP diluted EPS came in at $0.86, beating the Street estimate of $0.72 by 19% and surpassing the company’s own guidance range of $0.70 to $0.76. That EPS beat was not accidental. It was the result of a deliberate three-part cost mitigation effort that involved accelerating product reconfiguration, deploying pre-positioned low-cost inventory, and implementing targeted pricing adjustments by customer, geography, and channel.
The Personal Systems segment drove the quarter. Revenue reached $10.2 billion, up 13% year over year, with Commercial up 14% and Consumer up 10%. Operating margin for that segment came in at 5.2%, above expectations, with operating profit growing 30% year over year. Worth noting: total Personal Systems units actually fell 7% during the quarter. The revenue growth was entirely price-driven, reflecting higher average selling prices as AI-capable devices command a meaningful premium over standard configurations.
The Print segment posted revenue of $4.2 billion, flat year over year, with an operating margin of 18.3%. Consumer Printing revenue declined 10%, offset by Commercial Printing holding flat. The All-In Plan subscription offering showed double-digit revenue growth, which is the part of the print business that most analysts are watching closely. That is a recurring revenue stream in a segment most investors still treat as structurally declining.
Full-year non-GAAP EPS guidance was revised upward to $2.90 to $3.10. At the current share price of approximately $29.33, that places the forward multiple at roughly 9.5x to 10x earnings on a non-GAAP basis.
Nvidia RTX Spark: What HP Actually Signed Up For
At Computex 2026, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang unveiled the RTX Spark, an Arm-based superchip combining a Blackwell GPU with a 20-core Arm CPU, up to 128GB of unified memory, and 1 petaflop of AI performance. HP was named alongside Dell, Lenovo, Microsoft, ASUS, and MSI as a launch partner, with systems expected to arrive in fall 2026. HP’s specific product, the OmniBook line, was described as one of the thinnest RTX Spark laptops in the initial partner lineup.
This is not a co-marketing arrangement. It is a silicon-level commitment. Nvidia is positioning RTX Spark as an agentic AI platform designed to run AI agents locally, without cloud dependency. That is a categorically different product than what HP has been selling for the last decade. The demand signal it creates for enterprise IT departments is also different. When the chip architecture changes this fundamentally, the installed base of enterprise devices ages out faster. That obsolescence curve is HP’s revenue opportunity over the next 18 to 24 months.
Slight tangent, but it matters here: HP already disclosed that AI PCs jumped from 35% to 44% of its total shipment mix in a single quarter. Management projected that figure could reach 60% to 70% of shipments in fiscal 2027 and above 70% by fiscal 2028. That is a multi-year mix shift baked into the company’s own forward guidance, before accounting for the RTX Spark product cycle.
The People Running The Financial System Are Quietly Hedging Against It
While retail investors wait for access to SpaceX shares, central banks continue accumulating gold at a pace we haven’t seen in years.
Not speculation. Not momentum trades. Physical reserves.
What’s interesting is the contrast.
Here’s what that trend could signal for markets ahead and why more investors are revisiting gold now.
What the Market Expected vs. What Actually Happened
Going into Q2 earnings, consensus had HP’s non-GAAP EPS at $0.72. The company delivered $0.86. That is not a rounding error. It extended HP’s streak of top-line growth to eight consecutive quarters and came despite a backdrop of rising memory and storage costs that management had flagged as a headwind. The beat was driven by execution, not a favorable macro setup.
What changed in the market’s read of this company is the quality of that execution. HP had pre-positioned low-cost inventory ahead of commodity price increases, sourced alternative components, and managed pricing with enough precision to hold margins while volume fell. That is not the operating profile of a legacy hardware vendor coasting on installed base. It is closer to what you would expect from a company actively managing a transition.
The forward picture is not without risk. Management explicitly noted that the strategic low-cost inventory that protected Q2 margins will diminish through Q3 and Q4. Input costs, particularly memory and storage, are expected to continue rising through the back half of fiscal 2026. HP’s own CFO flagged that Q4 could be a low point for margins before sequential improvement into the next fiscal year. That is the embedded tension in the current thesis.
Options Market: What Flow Is Saying
The options market has been directionally clear. Going into Q2 earnings on May 27, HPQ’s May 29 weekly call implied volatility reached 156, against a 52-week IV range of 26 to 61. The call-to-put ratio ahead of the earnings print was running approximately 2.7 calls to 1 put, with concentrated activity in the May 29 weekly $28 calls. That skew proved well-calibrated to the actual move.
On June 1, following the RTX Spark announcement, unusual call activity resurfaced. According to Barchart’s Unusual Options Activity report, nearly 90 times the normal number of calls traded at the July 17 expiry $35 call strike. At a premium of approximately 92 cents, the breakeven sits at $35.92, representing a 23.2% move above the June 1 closing price. That is not a hedge. At that distance out-of-the-money and that concentration of volume, it reads as a directional bet on continued momentum through mid-July.
The broader FCF picture adds context for why that kind of call positioning might be rational rather than speculative noise. Analysts project full-year fiscal 2026 revenue of approximately $57.75 billion. Trailing twelve-month levered free cash flow stands near $3.28 billion. At the current market cap, that represents an FCF yield in the range of 14%, which is unusually high for a technology company at any stage of the cycle.
Defined-Risk Trade Framework
For traders approaching HPQ from a structured standpoint, here is how the cases break down:
- Bull case: If you believe the RTX Spark product cycle accelerates enterprise PC refresh demand and AI PC mix continues expanding toward management’s 60-70% fiscal 2027 target, a defined-risk structure such as a call debit spread in the July or August expiry, centered around the $30-$35 range, captures the directional move while limiting capital at risk to the net debit paid.
- Bear case: If you believe Q3 and Q4 margin compression from rising memory costs materializes worse than guided, and that the stock is running on momentum ahead of an earnings air pocket, a defined-risk put debit spread in the $25-$27 strike range for the August or September expiry reflects that view with capped downside exposure.
- Neutral case: Given the elevated realized volatility over the past two weeks, traders expecting the stock to range-bound between $27 and $33 through summer could consider a short strangle or iron condor structure at those wings, selling premium into the elevated IV environment. Post-event IV compression would be the primary driver of that trade’s performance.
These are analytical frameworks, not instructions. Each structure carries defined and undefined risk depending on the exact strikes and expiry selected. Position sizing relative to total portfolio exposure matters more than entry price in most of these scenarios.
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For years, uranium was ignored.
Prices collapsed.
Exploration dried up.
Mines shut down.
Now?
- 70+ reactors under construction
- 115 more planned
- Governments funding strategic reserves
- AI driving new power demand
Uranium prices haven’t been this strong in years.
And right in the middle of this comeback…
A small company just IPO’d on the NYSE.
Risk Factors Worth Holding Onto
- Memory and storage input costs are expected to rise sequentially through the back half of fiscal 2026, with management explicitly flagging Q4 as a potential margin low point
- The PC unit TAM is projected to decline at a high-teens rate in the second half of calendar 2026, per management’s own commentary on the Q2 earnings call
- HP is currently operating under interim CEO Bruce Broussard following the departure of former CEO Enrique Lores in February 2026, introducing leadership transition risk ahead of a critical product cycle
- The RTX Spark launch is a fall 2026 event. No pricing has been announced. Revenue contribution from OmniBook RTX Spark devices will not appear in HP’s financials until fiscal Q1 2027 at the earliest
- International revenue drove the beat in Q2, with double-digit growth in international markets while U.S. revenue was slightly negative. Currency dynamics could shift that balance
Forward Outlook
The question is not whether Nvidia’s RTX Spark matters for HP. It clearly does. The question is whether the timing of that revenue materializes before margin pressure in the back half of fiscal 2026 weighs on the stock. Management’s guidance for Q3 non-GAAP EPS is $0.61 to $0.71, which is below Q2’s $0.86. The step-down is expected. Whether the market treats it as expected or as a disappointment depends on what the RTX Spark launch looks like in practice and whether AI PC mix continues expanding at the pace it managed in Q2.
HP is also up 32.6% year-to-date and trading near its 52-week high of $29.55. At a P/E of approximately 10.8x on trailing earnings, the stock is not priced for disaster. But it is also not priced for the kind of margin recovery that the RTX Spark cycle would need to deliver to justify a sustained move above $35. That gap between the current price and the $35 call strike being bought in volume is the market’s open question right now, not an answer.
Tactical Checklist
- Q2 FY2026 revenue: $14.4 billion, up 9% YoY, beat consensus by approximately 2.4%
- Q2 non-GAAP EPS: $0.86, beat Street estimate of $0.72 by 19%, above company guidance of $0.70-$0.76
- Personal Systems revenue: $10.2 billion, up 13% YoY, operating margin 5.2%
- Print segment revenue: $4.2 billion, flat YoY, operating margin 18.3%
- AI PC mix: 44% of total shipments in Q2, up from 35% the prior quarter
- Full-year non-GAAP EPS guidance: $2.90 to $3.10
- Q3 non-GAAP EPS guidance: $0.61 to $0.71 (sequential step-down expected)
- RTX Spark OmniBook laptops: confirmed HP launch partner, fall 2026 availability
- Unusual call activity: July 17 $35 calls, approximately 90x normal volume on June 1
- Trailing FCF yield: approximately 14% at current market cap of $26.8 billion
- Key risk: memory/storage cost pressure expected to peak in Q4, margin recovery into fiscal 2027
- Leadership: Interim CEO Bruce Broussard, permanent CEO search ongoing
The market placed one bet on June 1. The RTX Spark launch in fall 2026 is when that bet either gets confirmed or it does not.
